Frequently Asked Questions

Do you do parties?

Yes. And I love doing them. Find more info under “Special Products & Services.”

What is your accuracy rate?

As awesome as people have said I am at tarot, sometimes I can get it wrong, or answers aren’t ripe enough to pick! If I can’t initially connect your energy to the reading, I use a new deck and see if that makes a difference, which usually fixes the concern. My decks work hard and sometimes they get sassy after picking so many energy locks.

Will you gossip to people about my business?

They call me the vault. I try to keep it “therapist rules” so we can make the reading extra juicy! I do need first names at least.

Isn’t tarot and crystals a placebo effect?

I challenge you to have an experience for yourself and make your own deduction. If you want to tell me I’m Fakey McFakerson that is also fine with me I really can’t control your feelings.

Do you do same-day readings?

At this time, yes I do. Text to check availability (386) 843-2202.

Can I spy on someone?

In most cases, yes you can and I’m happy to do it.

Can you do a tarot reading for my cat?

Yes, I can. It will possibly sound silly though. (But also legit)

Do you offer health advice?

I can give you general advice such as “seek a medical professional.” Tarot is for fun and entertainment purposes only.

Are you a witch?

No, I don’t consider myself a witch. No shade to witches though! I don’t do spell work or try to manipulate someone’s energy. I know people will see a witch to “make Johnny fall in love with me.” I advise against this strongly because playing with people’s wills always comes back to bite you in the ass.

Contrary to popular belief, I am a spiritual Christian. I think it all comes out in the wash I think everything connects mysteriously. I pray that God protects the reading before we get going. You do not have to subscribe to any religion or belief to receive the messages. Praying is just something I do to connect and to be protected.

Do I have to tell you the whole story?

No, and also I don’t want to know. We should leave some mystery for the cards so you can see the synchronicity.

Do I have to tell you anything?

Yes and No. The more specific you can be with me, the more specific I can be with you. Otherwise, we can just do a “general” reading which would be whatever the cards want to talk about.

How do you feel about Ouija boards?

It’s a hard no from me. If you wanna open up a portal to the underworld and risk spiritual suicide ouija is a good way to do it, IMO. Burn that board baby!

Can you do a reading without swear words?

I’m not sure. 😬 If you are potentially offended by my expressive language please let me know before your reading so I can be considerate of your preference, otherwise you’re going to get the uncensored expletives.

Are you psychic?

No, not really. I have strong psychic moments which I cannot call upon yet. I often will get messages coming in that I’ll share but it’s not something I can control yet—working on it! Often I have body pains that indicate an area of concern for a client. Sometimes I see a “vision” which is really cool when it happens and most often the client can explain why I’m seeing that.

Can I get the LOTTO numbers?

Sure! 8-6-7-5-3-0-9